Just maybe...............

How in the hell do you know this stuff, he sent flowers, more flowers and even more flowers, I feel as if I am in a funeral parlor. Oh man, why now, did Mr Jewish chose to do this, men are sooooooooooooooo infuriating and how am I to handle this situation. After all, he does still have those feet or was I just scared and looking for a way out? I have another date with the unbelievably great kisser tonight, our 3rd, I do believe I am in deep trouble. Damn it Lou, it has to be at least partly mens' fault that I am such a flake in these matters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! =

Hey, yeah!  I am pretty sure this is all somebody else's fault.  Most of the crap in my life can be traced directly to some one else.  None of it is my fault.  Do you really need me to answer that foot thing?  Feet are feet, for crying out loud!  What could be so freaky about a foot short of having 6 toes on one foot and 3 on the other.  I think you already answered that question.

Now as to the kissing going on, where do you think that will lead?  I got a pretty good idea!  Times have sure changed since I was in the dating world.  I am not sure I could adjust.  Tell me this, are you still working?  Do you still have time to work? 

The wiccan and I are planning a trip that way and I think we are looking at the latter part of May.  Since I am working again I sort of need to take that into consideration.  Will let you know. 

Take it easy, girl, and do not let this online stuff take up so much of your time.  These guys will keep and if they don't, oh well.  Love to mom!

Lou

Got this yesterday but I been busy. I shall advise the girl!

Oh hell once again Lou. I have been AOL, I admit, but I have finally found a man I have extreme chemistry with. I actually winked at him first on the dating site cause I thought he was sooo adorable. He emailed me back within minutes and we IMed all night for 7 hrs. I have barely gotten any sleep this last week. We spoke on the phone for the next 3 nights, minimum 5 hrs and we finally agreed to met for dinner on the next night. It was so cute, I had jokingly told him to wear a blue carnation so I would know who he was, he was a few minutes late, he wore a pink carnation. He had gone to 3 differnt stores and was unable to find a blue one. I had butterflies for the first time in so long. We sat at the bar waiting for our table, I was quickly sipping a glass of wine to calm down cause he kept trying to hold my hand or touch my leg and saying, calm down it's just me. Oh lord, was he hot, and he kept telling me how beautiful I was, oh hell, I was melting. Our table was ready and we were so busy talking we took over an hour just to order. We fed each other and we kept talking til we realized we were the only 2 customers in the place. We walked out to my car and started to kiss, I don't think any man has ever kissed better. We sat in my car and kissed for 4 hrs, no joke, my entire face is chapped, literally, I think it is going to peel. Oh hell, oh hell, oh hell!!!
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Well, in the first place, you have not been AOL cause that is my email and browser thing.  You have been AWOL which means away without leave, which I do beleive you have been.  Seems like this fellow may have made an impression at least.  Now the question being, if he is such a good kisser, who did he get all his practice in on?  You still have not told me how you know the difference between a guy who is serious and the one who is a player?  Or some hairy woman hiding behind the boiler in the bottom of a prison some where?

Spring was here until it snowed.  Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!